twitter bios I have considered and not entirely dismissed
She bangs the drum.
Hasn’t approved of anything in years.
Would like to live alone with a faithful old hound. Lives instead with an excitable pissing puppy.
Slowly dying, paper cut by paper cut.
Wrong with abandon.
Will one day be a thin girl who runs like she’s being chased by a fat girl. Because she is.
Acts her shoe size, acts her bra size, never acts her age.
Sweet talker and quiet life enthusiast.
That sex and chicken joke was probably about me.
Finds small talk dull. Enjoys the company of quiet types and bastards.
Now so smart that almost everyone is an effort.
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