Jolitics
Reasons to vote for Gay Mitchell:
The Senor is banging his daughter and would like to do so in the Aras (syntax intended).
Reasons to vote for Dana:
She looks like my mate’s Ma.
Reasons to vote for Martin McGuinness:
Just to see what the fuck would happen.
Reasons to vote for Mary Davis:
None. Ever.
Reasons to vote for Michael D:
Poems.
Reasons to vote for David Norris:
Just to see what the fuck would happen.
Reasons to vote for Sean Gallagher:
He is not a conniving fuckwit, Eurosceptic, mad about himself, a terrorist, about to die or bland as fuck.
Conclusions:
You can find a reason to like anyone. Except Mary Davis. Man she riles me up the wrong way.
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